Happy Holidays!

Here's an e-card that I put up, and wanted to share it with you all! (click to enlarge)

December 6th - Kenora - Shooter's

I was constantly paranoid while in Kenora, as my vehicle had a cardboard window. (For full details about my Winnipeg venture, check out this older blog entry). I also started a campaign as I was driving back home to Thunder Bay, and if more people had seen it, I'm sure they would've joined.


I was glad to be in Kenora, where life was at a slower pace. Fully embodied in this placque.


The show was a lot of fun, I opened for Mike Procyshyn and the Comfort of Ghosts, who delivered a set almost akin to Queen at times. We laughed throughout both sets, with all kinds of jokes about John Mayer and goats, and not always mutually exclusive. Both Mike and Guy were quite welcoming with their hospitality, and it was greatly appreciated after my Winnipeg adventures.

Instead of staying the night, I drove back right after the show, and ended up taking short naps every so often. It was a cold drive, but I managed to plug up the window quite well despite not having any tape. Here are some shots from that early morning, Northern Ontario drive.



Although I had a blast on this tour, I certainly was glad to be home.

December 5th - Winnipeg - FAIL

Winnipeg, you are a nightmare.

Here's the story, from the beginning of the day:

I woke up late in Saskatoon since my alarm didn't go off properly! Damn technology! I then got into my car as quickly as possible and took off for Winnipeg. I was going to stop in Regina, but due to time constraints, it just wasn't feasible so I skipped it. I got a speeding ticket in Manitoba and found out that that province has the highest fines in Canada, and almost in North America.

I got to the show in time, and set up quickly, only to have several things fall apart, resulting in my first ever no-show. I took my gear down and paid the rental fee for the space, and went to hang out with Bucky from the Liptonians, as I hoped it could cheer me up a fair bit.

We dropped by The Cavern for a bit, then headed to the Royal Albert. As we left the Royal Albert (we parked a couple streets over - a few blocks from Bucky's apartment) we noticed that the passenger window had been smashed and there was glass all over the seat. We got inside and I did a quick check to see what was missing. My laptop, one of Shannon's cameras and my theremin were all missing. Conveniently they all had carrying bags, but they took the time to put the laptop into the bag, after finding it in the back seat. I guess Ontario plates were the give away, as I didn't have anything lying out on the front seats at all.

Bucky was very helpful, watching the car as I filed a police report at 1:30 in the morning, and helping me to empty out my entire car into his apartment (on the 5th floor), so that I could park it in the Hospital parkade. I took a cab back to his place, and made some calls, barely sleeping. Of course it was a weekend, so no auto-glass shops would be open, so I covered it in cardboard (didn't have tape), and made due with that.

Again, I want to thank Bucky for being so friendly and helpful with everything, he even had hiccups for about 2 hours throughout the ordeal. Bucky does not approve of theft or the fact that my thoughts of Winnipeg may be temporarily tarnished.


Alternatively, I'm super excited about my car's new facelift, and the fact that Bucky found shopping carts to move all my gear with! I'm also thankful that I still have a car and gear, as the theft could have been much worse!

December 4th - Saskatoon - Lydia's Pub

I crashed in Saskatoon for 2 nights, hanging out with Joel Hryniuk from Volcanoless In Canada. We were to rock Lydia's Pub the 2nd night, as it was also the 'end of school' party for all the university students.

Kirk's Big Frat House started off the night, rapping about teen 'staches and all the 'biddy bullshit'. I went on right after that, and had a blast. After, Volcanoless took to the stage and wow, everyone just went berserk! I've circled the photo below, because I want you all to notice that there were people hanging from a beam that ran through the middle of the bar, sometimes having beers poured down their throat, and there was even crowd surfing mixed with more beers being thrown across the room!

The sound guy even said that they know it's a good show when they can measure the depth of broken glass on the stage.

But before the show ended, I was running a merch table for both myself and Volcanoless and encountered some true scum. Two girls ended up coming up to the table, and were chatting on their cell phones, nothing out of the ordinary. One of them mistook me for someone they knew, but they continued to hang out there (I was in a high traffic area). I looked toward the stage for a bit, then looked back, and noticed that there was a cd missing. Now, I wasn't 100% sure if I had accidentally failed to replace it from a previous sale, so I didn't say anything, but kept my eyes open. They continued to loiter, and then started to make out with one another. I kept my eye on the merch, and then a few minutes later one of them came up to me and kissed me on the cheek and said 'bye hun', possibly still misrecognizing me. As they left, the other girl reached out and grabbed a different CD from the table and put it in her purse. I was livid, so I yelled "hey!" after her but they scurried out of the bar. They returned a few minutes later, at which point I ran up to the most recent thief and our exchange went something like this:

Me: "I'd like to have the CD back"
Her: "What CD?"
Me: "The one you stole from me"
Her: "Oh, here you go" *returns the CD
Me: "And the other one too..."
Her: "What?"
Me: (I was getting a little cocky and thought I'd call her on a theft that I wasn't 100% certain of) "The other CD you took"
Her: *opens her purse* "I don't have any other CD's"
Me: "Well I'd like it back"
Her: "I don't have it, but we'll tell everyone about you!" *smile*
Me: "You're an incredibly dishonest person, and I'm sure karma will not be kind to you in the future. Have a good night"

If there's an argument against illegal downloading, this story fits in with it. Just because you 'promise to tell your friends' about the artist/album/song, doesn't make it right.

December 2nd - Lloydminster - The Singing Waitress

Lloydminster had a great sounding stage, and although there were some communication problems, the few people that were there made it count. Not only that, but this fellow (I forget his name!) did a hilarious cover (which again slips my mind). They put me up for the night and kept my belly full, for which I was very grateful!

November 29th - Edmonton - Avenue Theatre

The Avenue Theatre was a really neat show. It was in a theatre, whose stage had been extended in order to cover up some skateboard bowls for when it had been a skatepark. The entire show was held on the stage, as it was an intimate, acoustic style show. In fact, I was the loudest act of the night, an interesting change! I also made some really cool friends that play in hardcore bands and also run a screen printing shop out of one of the back offices. It's really great to see people being passionate about all ages concert spaces.

I made Edmonton a temporary home for 3 days, where I visited with old and new friends. I met Greg a few years ago when he was playing in a band called Mapping The Escape, and had booked them in Thunder Bay a few times. He opened up his place for a few nights, where we watched Saw 6, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia and waited for pizza for hours, only to receive it and be completely shocked at the size of their 'medium' pizzas. He's in the process of putting together a new band, but in the meantime he does radio advertisements. I woke up one morning to the sounds of recording a new jingle for a funeral home. Pardon me. Funeral Homes. Connelly McKinley specifically. I wish I could link it, as it's fantastic, super peppy with some jazz, and makes me laugh at it's awesomeness every time.

Here's a picture of me being the antonym of awesome.


After that, I went and visited my friend Andriko, who used to play in Fractal Pattern and was also working on his MA at Lakehead with me. We partied hard. We watched a documentary on fonts, and went to a vegan restaurant, where he got the owner to purchase a CD of mine, and we listened to it on the spot. Awesome! That, and he introduced me to my new favorite instrument, the harmonium:

November 28th - Red Deer - Velvet Olive

Red Deer was pretty neat! It was a really small room, but it definitely filled up after a birthday party group showed up. I got a little scared for my life at one point in the evening, here's the story:

As I was playing, all of a sudden, the audience starts to go crazy! Coming in the main door, is a really buff looking guy...wearing nothing but the same type of g-string thing as Borat, except it was leopard print, and not bright green. So, he heads over to the party group, who are all squealing in hysterics. I definitely stumbled in my lyrics too! When I finished the song, the guy ended up leaving to go back to the bathroom to change, so I figured I'd be a comedian. "This next song goes out to the guy in the very revealing clothes, it's called Junior". Funny, n'est pas? However, one of his friends yelled out something along the lines of "better watch out, buddy!", meant in good fun, but still, I apologetically countered, saying that "that's why I didn't say it when he was in the room, because I saw the size of his arms!" The song repeats the word 'junior' fairly often, so I changed the lyrics half way through to avoid saying it, because my physique is more like that of Borat (although my moustache is less than glorious).

There's a next blog, so I lived!

November 27th - Calgary - That Empty Space/The Underground

Calgary is always a good time, and I was glad to be coming back to That Empty Space at the University of Calgary campus. I played with Jonathan Li once again, and managed to do an interview at CJSW right before my set! It was definitely set to be a really busy day.


Not only is Calgary always deadly, but anytime I play there, they always make cool posters. Unfortunately, as soon as I came out of the University show the weather had completely flipped. When I walked in at 2, I had socks and sandals (faux pas, I know), but when I left, there were dozens of vehicles every hundred feet along the side of the road with broken axles and stuck in ditches. It's like Calgarians don't know how to handle icy roads at all! (I jest, they were really slippery, even for my new wagon!). Sadly, the roads affected the turnout of the bar show that night, but Brandon and I went upstairs during the breaks to dance it up at a rave in The Warehouse!

November 26th - Cochrane - Java Jamboree

After hauling to Calgary from Kelowna, I took a quick nap before I headed out to cochrane to play at a coffee shop. Java Jamboree was having a 'cupping' which is coffee speak for 'tasting', and I was to play before it, and potentially after if the crowd so desired. They did, so I gladly obliged!

It was an interesting evening, because at one point I played a song called 'Pensando En Ti', which is sung in Spanish. Before beginning I asked if there were any Spanish speakers in the room, and surprisingly there was one (I say surprising because this was in Alberta - not none for that particular demographic). She understood and enjoyed the song, and was still around after the cupping, but had been joined by some new friends, so I offered to play it again for this new audience. Turns out, she's part of an Honduran - Canadian exchange program, and so were all her friends...all 15+ of them! I tried to think of other music I could play that was in my repertoire, but drew a blank so I asked for a style of music to improvise and a lyrical theme to start with. Someone called out blues while another yelled 'riding on a bus'. Everything was going well until the blues loop I had created started to truncate and was now missing part of a beat at the end of the phrase. I powered through, then asked for more lyrical inspiration. Although he said revolution, I definitely heard 'evolution', so for the next few minutes he sat there perplexed wondering why I was singing about Darwin instead of Che. Please note that I'm fluent in Spanish, but that doesn't take away from the fact that singing about evolution is difficult on it's own without having to worry about translating while keeping time over a dysfunctional blues loop.

Once that was over, they still wanted more, and requested La Bamba. 30 seconds later the latin dance party began, and didn't stop for 15 - 20 minutes! After that, the show was over, and I chatted with my new compadres and comadres, leaving the staff confused as to what the hell had been going on for the last half hour!

I was even invited to a feast the next evening! Had the weather not turned to garbage and I didn't have 2 shows the next day I definitely would have been there!